Shiemi Moriyama (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
shamelessness) wrote1990-01-02 01:34 pm
shamelessness) wrote1990-01-02 01:34 pm
Appointments
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[written]
Dear Moriyama-san:
Forsaken partners are an ever-present danger in experiments like these. Or maybe I shouldn't use the word experiment. Projects, then. Still, if that's your wish, it's mine as well. Let's try hard to be friends.
Who's your friend and how did he get into the wash? Is it a stuffed animal? Or maybe a real animal, I guess, though that's a bit more dangerous.
As for your evil self, I wouldn't bother apologizing too much. It's the people who made you the way you are whose fault it is, not really yours. I'm sure you know that already, though. Maybe it's better to just apologize preemptively and then relax.
Was it mostly spraying paint on things? If that's the worst your evil self can do, I think you'll be okay.
Anyway, I didn't do anything bad, per se, exactly. I just got turned into a girl. Exciting, huh? But really creepy and weird-feeling, when it happens. It's not that shameful, or at least I try to think it isn't, since it's not like it was something I could control.
Well, anyway, it's nice to be writing with you too, Moriyama-san.
Yours,
xxxxxxx
[written]
His name is Rin, and I really don't know how he got there. One minute I was doing my laundry, and the next I heard strange sounds from the washer! He came out of it nude, so I threw a sheet on him and he disappeared. I was afraid he was upset with me and ran away. When he came back he had turned into a girl without a shirt.
Masaomi and I not only spray painted things, but we also poured paint on people and caught them in pitfall traps. I think some people may have been hurt.
You were a girl too!? I wonder if that was popular! Did you think you always used to be a girl? Rin did.
Thank you for your time and energy again, xxxxxxx.
Your friend,
Shiemi Moriyama.
[written]
Sounds like the "sitcom misunderstanding with embarrassing nudity" plot is one of the favorites of the Malnosso. I confess that one or two of the teleportations this week came out similar to that for me, myself. However, yours seems like a particularly egregious example.
Masaomi-kun, huh? Ah, it figures that guy would be up to no good, anyway. Maybe it's all his fault that you were tempted into evil.
As for me: at one point I was myself, at another I thought I always had been a girl. The best, or worst, of both worlds.
Hope you're doing well today.
Yours,
xxxxxxx
[written]
Masaomi wouldn't tempt me like that. He may be a little strange, but I once knew a boy named Shima like him. He wasn't bad. I apologized to everyone about that. They were so nice about it, but I still feel guilty. I'm just happy I can still be friends with everyone despite that. I wouldn't know what to do if I lost all of my friends because of the experiment.
It must have been strange for you to be like that, xxxxxxx! I hope you're feeling better now that it's over. I can never imagine what it would be like to be a boy.
I am doing well, thank you! Rin is still working on the pool by our house. When it's completely finished maybe you can come over for a swim! The weather is getting warmer for it.
Your penpal,
Shiemi Moriyama.
[written]
Dear Moriyama-san:
Can't be too safe with a guy like Masaomi, in my opinion. ['Basically whatever Taniguchi slander I've got in me, I can give to him.'] Not that he's seriously bad or anything, but a bit of a cad, obviously.
My guess is that your friends were all being made to do things as stupid and embarrassing and possibly "evil" as you were, so I doubt anyone's breaking relationships of any kind over this. If anything, the shared bonds of adversity draw people closer together, as they say. The rule of thumb is to assume they're accepting your apology in the same way that you would if it were them who'd done it, right?
"Let's thinking positive, you know."
Speaking of which, the less said about that gender-switching experience, the better, in my opinion.
Anyway, I'm grateful for the offer, Moriyama-san. If you ever hold a pool party, I'll be there.
Yours,
xxxxxxx